When I very first embarked learning PU, one thing I attempted early on wasgoed the personals. I attempted all kinds of NLP-loaded letters that friends told mij were foolproof and got basically no response. And, if I everzwijn did get a response, I sent an HB my picture, and then never heard from hier again.
So I engineered the personals like I learned cold-approach spel: one step at a time, until I felt it wasgoed foolproof. I can now, four out of five times, email a doll and take it all the way to the !close without a problem. Shout-outs here go to Lovedrop, David DeAngelo , Ross Jeffries , Zan, and a dude on Cliff’s List who I think is named Gamemaster, all of whom contributed essential chunks.
STEP ONE: COMPOSING THE AD
It goes against all logic, but the best profile is one ter which you are a TOTAL ASSHOLE. The very first line of my profile is: I’m a selfish prick. THEN I go on to describe my looks and physique. Eventually, I tell them that I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks. I do what I want when I want. (Most of this is from Lovedrop, so I’m only paraphrasing ter case he doesn’t want it posted.)
Everything te the profile is designed to make mij seem like a choosy selfish asshole seducer. My tagline, adapted from Zan, is: ",Run away, little damsel.",
Ultimately, for the staatsgreep den grace, is something adapted from Gamemaster. When I describe what I’m looking for, I say, ",If I had to write a newspaper private, it would read something like this&hellip,", Then I go on to describe, somewhat facetiously, that I’m a huge dicked sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make hier spouse jealous te order to procure expensive gifts from him.",
Again, you can figure out your own wording. If you’re indeed retarded and need it spelled out, let mij know and I’ll consider posting a listig to my profile.
For the picture, I don’t postbode an coetáneo photo. I postbode a SKETCH someone has done of mij. If you don’t have a friend with kunst abilities, just get a sketch of yourself done by a street sketch artist or at a comic convention or something. This way, women looking for profiles with photos will come across your profile, but at the same time, you’ll be able to hook them with your personality before they can just disqualify you spil not being their type.
Often, damsels will write mij just to ask, ",Are you for auténtico?", because my profile is so outlandish.
STEP TWO: THE Very first COMMUNICATION
Whether I write the female or she writes mij, my letterteken is always pretty much the same. I keep it brief. Two paragraphs. The intention is that I am the prize, and she will have to work to get mij.
1. I bust hier testicles on something te hier profile. (",What’s with the hat? Is the top of your head pointy or something?",)
Two. I give hier a opeenstapeling to hop through, so that she has to meet my standards. I also usually give hier a nickname. Example: ",I’ll tell you what, imp. Email mij at [Insert your email address] and tell mij three qualities you wield that would make mij want to get to know you better. I will, of course, send you a non-illustrated pic &mdash, two if I like what you have to say.",
Okay. She’ll send you hier reply. Usually, you can tell by the tone what she’s after. More than half the time, there will be a hint of sexual suggestion ter there.
Ter your response, bust hier nutsack a little, but tell hier you’re affected (spil if she’s winning you overheen). Now I waterput hier on the points system. ",You’ve earned three points for your sense of humor and three for your adventurousness,", I may say. ",At 15, you win my phone number.",
Now, for the picture, this is key. I used to lose the lady when I sent some dumb digicam photo of myself. Fortunately, about a year ago, someone took a photo of mij for a tijdschrift, so i tell the damsel I don’t have a digital camera, but I scanned a photo from a tijdschrift for hier. This is excellent, because it’s superb social proof and also a little mysterious.
If you don’t have a photo that’s appeared ter a tv-programma, a schoolgebouw newspaper, a society pagina, whatever (they don’t have to know where it’s from), just make one. All you need is a good photo, a tijdschrift, a scanner, and Photoshop.
I’ve had friends make truly funny ones, with good captions. Usually, they’ll take a photo of themselves out, or with a celeb (non-posed), and make it look like it’s from the party pages of In-Style or something.
STEP FOUR: TAKING IT OFFLINE
Merienda they react to this, it’s time to take it offline. Write them back, bust their ballsack, and then write something casual like the following: ",I can be slow when it comes to online correspondence because I get pretty busy, so what do you say wij proceed this on the phone? My number is below. Or, if you’re timid and would feel more convenient if I called, just email mij your informatie. ",
At this point, she’s already interested, so whatever way you choose to get the phone number is not a big overeenkomst.
I only make one phone call. That’s all it takes. All she needs to do is to hear your voice (to know that you’re for verdadero and not some sort of psycho). Here’s the phone structure I use:
1. Don’t say hello and introduce myself. Instead, refer to a private joke from my emails (such spil telling, ",Hi, imp,", if that’s hier nickname), so that she automatically recognizes who it is.
Two. Pauze the stress right away with a pre-prepared story. Chose from any of your beloved ASF stories. Jlaix has tons of good ones if you don’t have any of your own.
Three. Taunt hier a little into talking about herself, but only for a few minutes. (It helps hier feel rapport to talk about herself a little.)
Four. Make a project. Use the David DeAngelo tactic: ",I’m busy Wednesday and Friday, but Thursday is good. Let’s just meet for a quick drink. That way, if you’re a finish nutbag, I can escape with my dignity.", (Calibrate here: only say to a damsel with a sense of humor. Make sure you have a kidding tone, usually she’ll taunt you back.)
Five. The project should ALWAYS be for an intimate drankbuffet, where you can sit down. SteviePUA has what he calls his Tonguedown Caf, where he takes damsels to make out. I’m talking about this kleuter of place, albeit with Solid Personals Spel you will not be making out here.
STEP SIX: THE Very first MEETING
1. You need to pre-plan two things: One is a 2nd venue to take hier to if you like hier. A venue switch IS key. Two, I recommend bringing friends. Pretend like you bumped into them there, if you want. It surprises hier when you’re with someone, and also socially proofs you.
Two. Greet hier, then sit down with your friends. The spel at very first is ALL bod language. When i sit with hier at very first, I’m VERY distant with my assets language. It’s all negative. I need to let hier feel that she is leisurely winning mij overheen, that I’m getting convenient with hier. Also, the woman will almost always give you negative assets language at very first, and if you’re totally open to hier with your BL, it makes you seem needy and supplicative. Trust mij on this. It’s a key subtlety.
Trio. INSTANTLY go into a routine. I choose the Cube. Say, ",Hey, here’s a cool way to get to know each other. My friend just trained mij this. Let’s attempt it.", Another option is to do the lounging spel with one of your friends.
Four. When you do the Cube, you go into mini-isolation with hier and shut out your friends. They will soon leave and, spil you’ve instructed them, go to venue
Five. Now it’s just you and hier. While doing the Cube, you’re keeping distant BL but at the same time displaying your humor and superb personality. Spil she starts heating up to you with hier BL, you may commence providing hier positive BL. But keep fractionating with the good BL, spil if you’re not sure.
6. After a drink or two, you’ll realize that she’s beginning to like you. She wasgoed doubtful at very first when you met, but now you’re truly winning hier overheen. Happens every time. Don’t know why. You almost feel like you could smooch hier, but don’t. Instead&hellip,
7. Venue switch. Tell hier you made plans afterward, because you just planned on a brief meeting, but since you’re getting along so well, she may spil well tag along. Then go to a brochure, a muziekstuk, wherever. You will both run into your friends here. Drape around, joke around with them, and make sure she’s included and having a good time. The time distortion of the venue switch and the fractionation of being social again is indeed powerful.
8. Now, isolate hier again. Sit on a couch, do the evolution phase shift routine, and make out. Don’t leave behind to do two-steps-forward/one-step-backward when making out.
Usually, unless it’s just one hundred procent one, I like to wait for the 2nd meeting to !close. It’s just solid spel and ensures I don’t get LMR. So, usually, I’ll:
1. Take hier back to hier car, make out with hier like crazy, and then tell hier, ",I’m attempting so hard to be good right now.", You want to leave hier well-teased, so that she masturbates thinking about you that night. (I always ask ladies te bloemperk if they touched themselves and thought about what it would be like to be together, and they always confess that they did.)
Two. See hier again two or three nights straks. The most solid way to do this is to have hier come overheen before going out. To drink some wine, and embark fooling around. If it’s on with no LMR, just !close. If she’s hesitating, then go out for a drink, and take hier huis afterward and !close.
Okay. I hope this isn’t too basic. But this IS the SOLID Spel formula for the personals. Spil long spil you have some semblance of a personality, humor, grooming, likability, and style, this will make the personals such a turkey shoot that you’ll most likely zekering using because they’re so boring. Earnestly.