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It Takes All Kinds
Online dating is a wonderful way for two people that would otherwise never meet each other to go out on a date. Personally, I know at least four couples who are now cheerfully married that met online. So yes, online dating can undoubtedly work. However, this is not necessarily a hub about the positive opzicht of online dating.
This hub is about the types of guys you meet while using online dating sites. Not all of the guys you meet are going to be a good match. Some guys are just outright scary. It is effortless to see why they are dating online because if they approached an presente woman te person and used one of their cheesy online dating pickup lines, they would get spanked te the face.
Don’t get mij wrong, I am not discouraging anyone from using online dating sites. I am just telling there are some types of dudes that emerge on every webstek. And guys, yes, I know there are some weird women approaching you on online dating sites, too. By all means, please write your own hub about it. I indeed do want to hear all about it from a masculine’s perspective. For now, let’s discuss guys using online dating sites from the female perspective.
Potential Serial Killer
On every dating webpagina, there is a super creepy dude stashing about. On some sites, there are numerous freakish looking dudes wandering around all overheen the webpagina. You know who I am talking about. Thesis are the guys that look like they’ve just killed a kitten or they have a dead bod buried under their house.
Often, their photo looks like a mugshot. When using an online dating webpagina, it is always a nice idea to attempt to comb one’s hair and SMILE. It can go a long way making that mugshot photo look semi-friendly. Sometimes the photo is a sad webcam photo. The boy is alone, just sitting (usually shirtless) te the basement. It is sad, but no one is going to react to that. Yes, that dude might be a serial killer.
Foot Fetish Stud
Oh, Foot Fetish Fellow, you are everywhere on the internet. No harm to you or your foot fetish, but your love of feet has become almost a clichГ© te the world of online dating. No matter what webpagina you use for online dating, there is always a Foot Fetish Dude. He likes to talk about feet te his profile. He offers to rubdown your feet if he meets up with you. Sometimes, you might even find a dude that offers you some contant to send photos of your feet. Yes, this has happened to mij before. No, I did not take him up on the suggest.
The bottom line is, Foot Fetish Boy needs love, too. Somewhere out there, there is Foot Fetish Gal, and she is going to be more than glad to meet up with him. So wherever the foot fetish folks are, more power to you. I hope you find each other and marry someday.
Obviously Gay and Te Denial Dude
OK, this is a touchy subject. I am not attempting to be controversial with Obviously Gay and Te Denial Dude, but every woman out there KNOWS what I am talk about. Let’s not kid ourselves about this one. I love gay guys spil much spil the next lady, maybe more, but I can’t date a gay boy. I can go shopping, stud hunting, and to the gym with a gay stud, but dating is not going to toebijten.
The Obviously Gay and Ter Denial Boy is online and pretending he likes women. He posts things on his profile about how much he loves shopping, manicures, and makeup, but he claims he is not gay. I am pretty open-minded and even went out with a man like this te the past. And guess what? He wasgoed totally, obviously gay! While he ate his gentle salad at dinner, he said things like, “You go, damsel!” and “Everyone at Starbucks thinks I’m gay.” Ummm. yeah.
Mr. Huggy is a boy that is seen frequently on all dating sites. Mr. Huggy wants everyone to know he is affectionate and friendly. He proves this by posting slew of photos of him hugging everyone he knows. Mr. Huggy is often seen hugging his mom, his sister, his female friends, and perhaps even his ex-girlfriend or some chicks he just met at the brochure. The problem is, Mr. Huggy’s project backfires with all thesis photos. Women do not see him spil affectionate. Instead he is viewed more spil “a ladies man” with thesis photos.
You see, to all you overly affectionate huggy guys out there, when a woman sees that practically every photo on your pagina features you hugging some other woman, she indeed doesn’t care who you are hugging. You look like the dude that can’t keep your mitts off other women. I don’t care if it states te fine print, “this is my cousin.” If you have 8 photos and most of them display you with other women, I am going to think you might be too much of a geflirt with other gals. I could be totally wrong, but wij won’t everzwijn get a chance to find out. Feeling the need to postbode photos like that says something about you. You are attempting to create an picture that you are surrounded by other women all the time.
Furthermore, if you are the type of fellow that likes to pose with your “bros” while you are at a buffet, those photos are not doing you much justice either. Basically, that tells mij you suspend out with dudes at the drankbuffet all the time. Where will I getraind te? Also, most of the time when I see a photo with a group of guys, I don’t even know which dude is posting the photo. Who are you te the bunch? What is going on? Even if a boy points out which boy he is ter the group, most of the time, his friends are better looking. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wished to message a dude back and say, “I am not interested ter you, but your friend is super hot te your third photo. Is he single?” So yeah. group photos. bad idea.
Gamer Man has bot sitting ter the basement and playing movie games for too long. Now, Gamer Man is looking for a chick that might also like to hangout ter the basement and play Warhammer online all day long. Sadly, Gamer Stud is not truly into going out on a date or anything that would actually involve physically leaving his rekentuig, but he is more than glad to open the onderbrak and let a lady te. especially if she brings pizza.
Oh, Gamer Dude, your sad existence is a total bummer. I hope one day you find that lady of your fantasies, but maybe, just maybe, leaving the laptop to take a shower and actually going outdoors to showcase up for a date will increase your chances of success.
Football Suéter Boy
Football Elástica Dude is the type of man that pops up around September or October on all the dating websites. There are also slew of guys that join thesis sites ter the spring spil ordinario dudes, but turn into Football Pullover Boy ter the fall.
Basically, Football Pullover Fellow is the fellow that is wearing a team’s football elástica ter most of his profile photos. His tremendous love for his dearest football teams compels him to wear a chaleco ter too many photos. I have to be fair with you, guys – unless you actually play for a positivo football team and you are wearing your flagrante football chaleco, your attire does not impress the ladies. Most of us don’t mind one photo or two with a stud wearing a football suéter, but if Four out of Five of your photos shows you wearing your football suéter, it is kleuter of a turnoff.
Honestly, a football elástica is truly not that flattering. If you are wearing a suéter, sitting on the couch, and drinking a fecali ter your photo, it is actually truly sad. If you want to truly impress the chicks, go outside and have a friend take a picture of you running with a football or something. At least that shows us you don’t spend every waking uur screaming at the TV during football season. Posing with your sports memorabilia does not help you either. Can you say obsession?
Overly Aggressive Stud
Unluckily, many guys that use online dating sites can fall into the Overly Aggressive Dude category. For some reason, guys that are using online dating sites believe they are on a taut schedule and meeting women spil rapid spil possible is the purpose. Let mij give you a lump of advice guys: women might be online, but it is not like buying something on Amazon. You can’t just say, “I want that one,” and add a woman to your shopping cart. You need to actually email hier and not creep hier out ter the process.
Overly Aggressive Dude gets upset when he sends an email, but a woman does not react to it within 24 hours. For some reason, Overly Aggressive Stud gets utterly frustrated if he gives you his phone number and you do not react instantly. Sometimes a nasty, angry email will go after insisting on reasons why a phone call never occurred. Wow! Can anyone say, “anger management”? Time to thrust the “block” button on the bottom of his profile.
Now that I’ve very likely angered some overly aggressive dudes out there, it is time for mij to leave the toneel. After all, it is going to take some time for mij to weed through all the angry responses I will get from this. And merienda again guys, please recall I would love to hear your stories spil well. I am sure you will have joy categories like Crazy Cat Woman and Despairingly Seeking a Fresh Man Chick. I look forward to reading it.